Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.