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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

All the best people are crazy.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.