Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Our craziness made us best friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.