Funny Quotes / Friends

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is the key to everything

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends are our chosen family.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.