Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends are our chosen family.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Our craziness made us best friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।