Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is the key to everything

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.