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Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!