Funny Quotes / Friends

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.