Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।