Funny Quotes / Friends

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship is the key to everything

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.