Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.