Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is having crazy friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.