Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is having crazy friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.