Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.