Funny Quotes / Friends

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Our craziness made us best friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!