Funny Quotes / Friends

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.