Funny Quotes / Friends

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends are our chosen family.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is the key to everything

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

All the best people are crazy.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।