Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is the key to everything

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.