Funny Quotes / Friends

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship is the key to everything

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.