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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends are our chosen family.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

All the best people are crazy.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Our craziness made us best friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is the key to everything

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.