Sister-in-Law, you always seem to be on top of everything, and you never seem to age. It’s like you are a magician. So, can you do me a huge favor and make my brother disappear? Thanks!
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।
Friendship is the key to everything
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.