Sister-in-Law, there are several things that I want to take the time to thank you for: for always letting me confide in you like a real sister, for comforting me when life wasn’t going my way, and for loving me as much as you love my brother. I am eternally grateful to have you in my life.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
Friends are our chosen family.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
Friendship is the key to everything
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.