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Sister-in-Law, our relationship is a lot like Toy Story in that “You’ve Got a Friend in Me.” I never think of you as an in-law, because to me you are simply my friend. Happy birthday!

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.