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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

All the best people are crazy.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.