Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।