Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

All the best people are crazy.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends are our chosen family.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।