Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।