Funny Quotes / Friends

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Our craziness made us best friends.

All the best people are crazy.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.