Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is the key to everything

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends are our chosen family.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.