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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Our craziness made us best friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.