Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!