Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

All the best people are crazy.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A true friend stabs you in the front.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.