Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Our craziness made us best friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.