Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Our craziness made us best friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.