Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.