Funny Quotes / Friends

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friends are our chosen family.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.