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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.