Funny Quotes / Friends

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.