Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।