Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friendship is the key to everything

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.