Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.