Funny Quotes / Friends

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

All the best people are crazy.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।