Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

All the best people are crazy.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is the key to everything

Our craziness made us best friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.