Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is the key to everything

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.