On this auspicious occasion, may Lord Shiva's divine energy guide you to inner peace and spiritual prosperity. May His sacred blessings illuminate your path with unwavering faith this Maha Shivaratri.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
Our craziness made us best friends.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.