Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is the key to everything

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.