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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesnтАЩt matter.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

YouтАЩll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, тАШWhat! You too? I thought I was the only one!

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

рдмреЗрд╕реНрдЯ рдлреНрд░реЗрдВрдб рдХреЛ рдвреВрдВрдврдирд╛ рдореБрд╢реНрдХрд┐рд▓, рдЫреЛреЬрдирд╛ рдХрдард┐рди рдФрд░ рднреВрд▓рдирд╛ рдирд╛рдореБрдордХрд┐рди рд╣реЛрддрд╛ рд╣реИред

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

WeтАЩll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I donтАЩt know whatтАЩs tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

рдЖрдЬрдХрд▓ рдХреА рджреБрдирд┐рдпрд╛ рдореЗрдВ рд╕рдЪреНрдЪреЗ, рд╢рд░реАрдл рдФрд░ рдкреНрдпрд╛рд░реЗ рджреЛрд╕реНрдд рдорд┐рд▓рдирд╛ рдореБрд╢реНрдХрд┐рд▓ рд╣реА рдирд╣реАрдВ рдирд╛рдореБрдордХрд┐рди рд╣реИред рдореБрдЭреЗ рд╣реИрд░рд╛рдиреА рд╣реЛрддреА рд╣реИ, рддреБрдо рд▓реЛрдЧреЛрдВ рдиреЗ рдореБрдЭреЗ рдвреВрдВрдв рдХреИрд╕реЗ рд▓рд┐рдпрд╛ред

рдмреЗрд╕реНрдЯ рдлреНрд░реЗрдВрдбреНрд╕ рд╕реЗ рдЬрд╝рд┐рдВрджрдЧреА рдореЗрдВ рдХрднреА рдкрдВрдЧрд╛ рдордд рд▓реЗрдирд╛ рдХреНрдпреЛрдВрдХрд┐ рд╡реЗ рдЖрдкрдХреЗ рд╕рднреА рд░рд╛рдЬрд╝ рдЬрд╛рдирддреЗ рд╣реИрдВред

I donтАЩt like to commit myself about heaven and hell тАУ you see, I have friends in both places.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

рд╕рдЪреНрдЪреЗ рджреЛрд╕реНрдд рдПрдХ- рджреВрд╕рд░реЗ рдХреЛ рдЬрдЬ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдХрд░рддреЗ, рд╡реЗ рд╕рд╛рде рдорд┐рд▓рдХрд░ рджреВрд╕рд░реЛрдВ рдХреЛ рдЬрдЬ рдХрд░рддреЗ рд╣реИрдВред

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then weтАЩre not real friends.

рджреЛрд╕реНрддреА рдореЗрдВ рди рдХреЛрдИ рдПрдЯреАрдЯреНрдпреВрдб, рди рдХреЛрдИ рдИрдЧреЛ рд╣реЛрддрд╛ рд╣реИред рдпрд╣ рддреЛ рд╡рд╣ рд╢реБрдЧрд░ рдлреНрд░реА рдорд┐рдард╛рдИ рд╣реИ, рдЬреЛ рджреЛрд╕реНрддреЛрдВ рдХреА рдЬрд╝рд┐рдВрджрдЧреА рдореЗрдВ рдорд┐рдард╛рд╕ рдШреЛрд▓рддреА рд╣реИред

True friends donтАЩt judge each other, they judge other people together.

WeтАЩll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

рдХреБрдЫ рджреЛрд╕реНрдд рдкрдХреМрдбрд╝реЗ рдЬреИрд╕реЗ рд╣реЛрддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ, рдереЛрдбрд╝рд╛ рд╕реЗ рдзреНрдпрд╛рди рди рджреЛ рддреЛ рдЬрд▓ рдЬрд╛рддреЗ рд╣реИрдВред

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.