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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।