Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.