Funny Quotes / Friends

Our craziness made us best friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.